Monday, October 6, 2008

Special of the Week from The Laboratory - Oct 6

This week at the Ministry Of Weekly Specials, there was quite a shake up. One of the Laboratory's highly secretive and corporate-savvy board of directors, having cranked up a Donnas album during the ride from their estate to the workplace, burst into the meeting, and declared in a commanding bellow that "girls rock!!" It is reported that some who were present actually put down their cocktails in astonishment.

Girls Rock Week!

The Ministry Of Weekly Specials is not a body of bureaucrats who takes lightly a commanding bellow from one of the board of directors, so they immediately bellowed commandingly at their junior staffers to commission a weekly special tailored for girls who rock.

So here it is: 25% off our regular discounted price on any Daisy Rock guitar or bass, and also (wait for it...) a free Laboratory tank-top shirt ($15 value). While supplies last, this week only, operators are standing by, call now and save!!

New Yamaha Electronic Drums

We just received a set of Yamaha's top-of-the-line electronic drums, the DTEXTREME III Special kit. This is the most advanced electronic drum kit ever made by the only company that makes both acoustic and electronic drums. Pair this kit with the MS100DR 100 watt monitor system for the ultimate setup for recording, rehearsal, and gigging. Please make an appointment to demo this kit!

New Breedlove Acoustics

We recently recieved a fresh batch of beautiful Breedlove acoustic guitars. These guitars are some of the finest acoustics available on the market today, comparable in quality to Taylor and Martin but with their own distinctive style. If you're in the market for a high-quality acoustic, you owe it to yourself to check Breedlove out. But don't wait long- these usually go fast!