Extended Holiday Shopping Hours

If there's one thing the staff at The Laboratory are not afraid of, it's hard work and long hours. Ravenous bears with human intelligence and motorcycles - that's what we're afraid of. And also going on stage and seeing the members of Dream Theatre in the audience holding clipboards. Very scary, that.

What was this email supposed to be about? The board of executives were very clear on that matter. And by clear, I mean that they carved the words "send big email don't mess up" into my locker with a penknife. Probably my penknife; it went missing the last time they had a meeting. And by meeting I mean cocktail party. Let's see... we covered the bears... OK That's it. Long hours. Right, then! Here goes:

The Laboratory will be open extended hours for the remainder of the holiday season! The amount of hours we are open will be extended, that is. Extending the actual hours relies on principles of timespace frame dragging which are not relevant to localized duration markers.

Here's the schedule:

Friday Dec 19th: 11am - 11pm

Saturday Dec 20th: 10am - 11pm

Sunday Dec 21st: 10am - 9pm

Monday Dec 22nd: 10am - 11pm

Tuesday Dec 23rd: 10am - 11pm

Wednesday Dec 24th:  10am - ???

Thursday Dec 25th: Closed.

Then it's back to the usual prearranged opening and closing coordinates.

Gift Cards Available

Did you know that The Laboratory offers gift cards? It's true. No really. Seriously. Look stop yelling at me OK? It's really, really true. Gift cards can be purchased in any denomination. For example, you can purchase a gift card for $21.12. Or, if you're in a more metal mood, you can purchase a gift card to cover the total including tax for an item valued at $6.22. If you have a fan of the movie Spinal Tap on your list, you can get them a gift card for $11. The possibilities are endless. So is this paragraph. Oh wait, it looks like it's ending.

Stocking Stuffers!

This Don't forget about the musician on your list. The Laboratory has hundreds of stocking stuffers available- DVD's, books, instrument polish, straps, tuners, metronomes, drum sticks, guitar & bass strings, instrument cases, drum heads, capos, slides, guitar and bass effects pedals, guitar stands, drum mutes, gift cards (did we say that already?), lessons, Rockademy Live, cymbals, practice amps, strap locks, cables......

Have a great holiday, and we'll be seeing you!