Thank you again, to all our customers for making our store thrive in 2008. We're eagerly looking forward to a tremendous 2009, even though this last year will be a tough act to follow.
In 2008, The Laboratory:
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- More than doubled in size
- Fleshed out our space with hundreds of new SKUs (that's industry talk for doodads)
- Sent out emails with lists of things
- Got fresh new haircuts
- Stood motionless as the universe twirled around us in orchestrated trajectories
- Made friends with a squirrel
- Disbanded and reformed the famed Ministry of Weekly Specials untold times
- Speelled words incorrectly
Most importantly, though, we convinced you that we had something good to offer. Thank you for your patronage - it is truly an honor to serve our customers. We'll be seeing you!
Please drive, pilot, row, or parambulate safely!
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