Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Thank you! Now here's a sweet sale for you!

Thank you all for a great holiday season in 2008! Because of your support, The Laboratory is assured of a prosperous and exciting 2009, in which we pledge to continue to provide for our customers outstanding service in our actions and appreciable value in our wares.

A heartfelt thanks goes out to our patrons who donated food at The Laboratory to the Food Bank of South Jersey Food Bank. Thanks to you, the Gloucester County Volunteer center picked up a full 289 ponds of chow for the needy! We musicians tend to have big hearts, so it's no surprise to this chronicler that our call to you to spare some food for the less fortunate was answered so passionately. Really, thank you VERY much.

By the time you read this, we will have closed our doors for the holiday, having secured The Laboratory with patrolling robotic sentinels against advancing hordes of unscrupulous imitators and Rick Astley cover bands, to enjoy a day of rest with our families. But never fear! We will open anew on Friday at 11am, and you will behold year-end prices, marked down to irresistible lows previously unimaginable!

These reduced prices will be good through year's end, so stuff will be flying off the shelves. Excepting of course stuff which is not on a shelf to begin with, which will be flying off of or out from its respective display area.

And thus, we have inaugurated the Annual End-of-Year Inventory Reduction Blow-Out Sale (at The Laboratory). Call now and save! Beware of cheap imitations!

Finally, for your holiday enjoyment, here's a video of Steve on the drums at the Elf Lodge near the North Pole a few nights back:



Enjoy the rest of your holiday, and Happy New Year!

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